Do bald people get dandruff?

Are there pink lemonades that make pink lemonade?

How come lotion is colored but doesn’t turn your skin that color?

Why do we say heads up when we really mean duck?

What was Captains Hooks name before he got the hook hand?

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

If you swallowed a burp will it turn into a fart?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why do #’s on the phone go down and #’s on a calculator go up?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Can you breathe out of your mouth and nose at the same time?

Can you make a homeless man serve house arrest?

Why so people say it’s only a game when they are winning?

If you fail but succeed what did you do?

Why so hot dogs come in a pack of 8 and the buns come in a pack of 10?

Why are people that handle your money called Brokers?

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why is it that when something says do not eat on the label it becomes so tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice but love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the cable company’s commercials on cable but not on regular T.V.? Don’t they want people without cable to buy the cable?

Why does thing s get dark when wet and water is clear?

What happens if you put “this side up “down when popping popcorn?

If a fork was made of god would it still be consider silverware?

Why do they have girl restrooms in a gay bar?

Who was the 1^st person to look at a cow and say I think I will squeeze these dangly things and drink the first thing that comes out of them?

And who said you see that chicken over there, I’m going to eat the 1^st thing that comes out of its butt.

Do illiterate people get the full effect and benefits of alphabet soup?

Can you get corned in a round room?

In that song “she’ll be coming around the mountain” who is she?

Why so they call a running a back a running back when they run forward?

Why do they call the small candy bars fun size? I though it would be fun to have a bigger one.

Who gets all the money in the wishing wells?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a man has no fingers can he “press” charges?

When you see the weather report and it says partly cloud and the next day it says partly sunny aint that the same thing?

If a def person goes to court can they still call it a court hearing?

If a person crashes her/her car on purpose can it still be called an accident?

When people with one arm get their nails done do they pay half price?

Can you fart and burp at the same time?

Do fish get thirsty?

Why does the label on Children Tylenol tells you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it’s for children?

I you mated a bulldog and a shitsu would it be called bullshit?

What happen to the E grade we have A B C D F but no E?

What is a male lady bug called?

Just what is the BABY ON BOARD signs for? Is it suppose to help us decide which car not to hit incase of an accident?

Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?

Why is it that when we laugh at something the teachers ask us if we find something funny when its obvious we do or we wouldn’t be laughing?

Since there is a rule i before e except after c then wouldn’t SCIENCE be spelled wrong?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying but when God talks back to us we get labeled crazy and put in a loony bin?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

You know the expression don’t quite your day job? Well what do they say to the people that work at nights?

Why do all the super hero’s wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary have a little lamb?

If the president was gay would his husband be called the 1^st man?

Why do people say you can’t have you cake and eat it too? Why would some one want to get a cake if they can’t eat it?